Fuck This Stupid Game

Excerpts from the notes of game reviewers. A celebration of the things we love, are fascinated by, and yell about.

Taylor Cocke puts this thing together. Some of the notes are his, but many come from friends.

Oh. So I’m punching reapers to death with my face.

— Asura’s Wrath review notes

Is Gollum ever not a worthless pile?

— Guardians of Middle-earth review notes

Friends is a powerful motivator.

— Far Cry 3 review notes

I HAVE BEEN PICKING LOCKS ALL FUCKING GAME JUST PICK THE FUCKING LOCK WHAT THE FUCK

— Assassin’s Creed 3 review notes

CALLBACK

— The Baconing review notes

no items? what is this, for noobs?

— Guardians of Middle-Earth review notes

parliamentary votes? if only the AI was so sophisticated

— Dishonored review notes

I do not want this ninja.

— Mass Effect 3 review notes

let’s see how many chapters of this book I can read while waiting on matchmaking

— Guardians of Middle-Earth review notes

fuck you game! but okay

—Rhythm Heaven Fever review notes